NCC camp feast experience...

We played lots of games at the NCC camp Feast...

We played games like : rock climbing , Paintball , Low/High element ,
Flying fox , motivational course and archery.

The flying fox is scary as we are dropped from 16 ft from the ground,
when we drop, it felt like your heart is jumping out.

The rest were equally as fun but some have no challenge at all.Overall
is very fun. But the food TOTALLY SUX!!!!!!!!

We taken a picture of me and a few group members and were given a
certificate for completing the whole NCC course. And got a free NCC shirt.

What I learned in chinese class...

Today chinese class so boring!!!
Need to read and read.... Then later need to
do comprehension... So sian...
But at least learn something....
Learn that : 有心摘花，花不成。无心插柳，柳成阴。
So after that lesson, went to go and buy gutters for NCC.

Going Camp... Miss School... Fun... But scared lots of homework...
Well can't have everything your way...

Life explained...

Hi,

Hope this teaches you a lesson...

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: ' Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play , marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy yourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

Jokes to brighten your day!

Hi,

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"CREATIONA man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Jokes

Hi,

Hope you like them....

This is hilarious....>>>
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:>>
>Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
>Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
>Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
>Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
> Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
> Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
> Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
> SuzieLeow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
> Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
> Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
> Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
> Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
> Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
> Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
> Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
> Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
> Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
> Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
> Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

P.S : Sorry this is a bit racis!!!

NCC camp coming up....

NCC camp is coming up... I feel that it is going to be exciting as
I heard from my seniors and my friends who huv friends that are upper sec...
We get to play paintballs and waterballs. I feel like aiming at a friend
who is so annoying in class. We will get to meet more friends from other schools.

I will tell you more when I come back from the camp...................................

Friend driving me up the wall...

My friend is driving me up the wall.
He annoys me;the whole class.
He is bossy and arrogantand sometimes (although I do not like to use the word)asshole and a jackass.
He is a root of the class problems and he spreads rumors that is why I hate him.
Sometimes... I feel like breaking all his bones and wish he was handicapped. Or just change school. If that happens, we will have a party.

Wish can give some comments or opinions on what I should do... ...

Worst 3 days and 2 night camp....

Hi,

My Sec 1 camp was the worst few days of my life....

instructors crazy;scolding people over small matters...
say one chinese/malay or indian word give 5 squats.
crazy....!!!!!!!!!??????????

THE CAMP SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S : NCC camp cannot be worst than this... parents complain about the camp 'cause due to violence as instructors hit students and using of foul language...

IPW survey done in school....

Custom and traditions

Class 1E3 Group 8


Survey: Title-Customs and Traditions

Circle:
M/F
Age:
Race: Chinese/Malay/Indian/Others

Q1. Do you respect other customs and traditions?
__Yes
__ No


Q2. Do you celebrate your customs and traditions?
__Yes
__No


Q3. Do you like to wear your traditional costumes?
__Yes
__No

Why?

_____________________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________________

_____________________________________________________________________

Q4. Do you follow your customs and traditions closely?
__Yes
__No


Q5.Do you know your customs and traditions well?
__Yes
__No

Why?

______________________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________________

Q6. Do you think your customs and traditions are important?
__Yes
__No

Why?

________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________

Q7. Do you know the meaning of your customs and traditions?
__Yes
__No

Why?

_______________________________________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________


Q9. What do you like about your customs and traditions?

____________________________________________________

____________________________________________________

____________________________________________________



Q10. What are your likes/dislikes about your customs and traditions?

__________________________________________________

__________________________________________________

__________________________________________________







Q11. In what way/s do you celebrate your customs and traditions?

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________


~ THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING ~
~THE END~

Smart or Dumb

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

Remeber A - Z

Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits
Believe in yourself
Consider things from every angle
Don't give up and don't give in
Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come
Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches
Give more than you planned to
Hang on to your dreams
Ignore those who try to discourage you
Just do it
Keep trying to matter how hard it seems, it will get easier
Love yourself first and most
Make it happen
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal
Open your eyes and see things as they really are
Practice makes perfect
Quitters never win and winners never quit
Read, study and learn about everything important in your life
Stop procrastinating
Take control of your own destiny
Understand yourself in order to better understand others
Visualize it
Want it more than anything
Xcellerate your efforts
You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace you
Zero in on your target and go for it!

This blog is so boring....

Hi,

Well.... If you think this blog is boring

I don't blame you... It is just that I have nthing else to write.

Ok now I'm bored...............

new feature added....

Hi,

Just created new feature with the help of my primary school friend.

Thanks a lot....

At least the blog inproved slightly......

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Hope you enjoy it...

Bored......

Give me some new ideas wat to write!!!!????


I am so bored and feel like writting something but can't cause can't think
of anything.....

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